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If Hoffman Can't Fix It We're All Screwed T-Shirt — Personalized

If Hoffman Can't Fix It We're All Screwed T-Shirt — Personalized

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.00 USD
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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This relaxed garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear. The heavyweight cotton holds shape while the soft post-dye finish gives the shirt a lived-in texture and subtle depth. The front graphic — a vintage-inspired mechanic/shop emblem with bold lettering — speaks to hands-on folks who value practical skill and a bit of dry humor. Wear it for weekend projects, garage hangs, or when you want something sturdy and comfortable that still shows personality. The tubular knit and double-needle stitching mean fewer seams and long-lasting wear, so it stays part of the rotation through every repair, build, and coffee break.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Size range S–4XL; sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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